Dear Rachel Ray,
On a rainy, icky, disgusting
Monday morning, the last thing I need to see if a life-sized poster of you informing me that Dunkin' Donuts is "quick 'n delish."
Thanks to lifelong indoctrination starting from birth, three-quarters of New England are already addicted to this
. And we all know the reason for this
and the coming-soon SoBe Coolatta is world domination.
So, gowainow and get the fuck away from my Dunkin'. Bitch.